In This Week’s Episode of “WTF is Anthony Blinken Even Saying?...”
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In this week’s episode of “WTF is Anthony Blinken Even Saying?” I sat down with the Secretary to ask him about current policy and why he turns around and waves when he gets on the plane.
I was curious as to whether maybe he just joined the Beatles at JFK Airport in the 1960s, or if people actually show up and see him off.
Or maybe he’s just a Prima Donna Limousine Liberal Doosh Bag that is always wrong but is too stupid to even get it.
So please…get a new cup of coffee, relax, and read the transcript of my interview.
(Unfortunately, you can’t hear it because most of Blinken’s enunciations can’t be understood by even the most powerful AI.)
Mark Putrino:
Mister Secretary. Thank you for being here today.
Secretary Blinken:
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Mark Putrino:
Excuse me? Can you please say that again?
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Mark Putrino:
Ummm…OK
Next question. It seems like EVERY decision you and the cabinet make is wrong. You’re a literal ‘Master of Disaster’.
Your decisions have caused war and famine. How would you respond to your critics?
Secretary Blinken:
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Mark Putrino:
Yeah…it’s all coming out. You’re a disgrace to our country. It’s hard to believe that you occupy the same office that great men like John Jay and John Marshall did.
All your trips to the Middle East are a complete waste of time and you’re making a fool of yourself.
So…maybe you should stop going?
Secretary Blinken:
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Mark Putrino:
Um…OK I think it’s time to end this. Thank you Mr. Blinken. See you next week.
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